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Ega see pole ainus ja tõsiseim materjal, mida vahendada sooviksin.
Ma tean küll, et on leinapäev. Kuid ma ei leina kommunismiohvreid kella järgi.

Esimene nali on see, et E-Bays müüakse Beethoveni juuksekarvu.

http://cgi.ebay.com/BEETHOVEN-AUTHENTIC-HAIR-WORLDS-GREATEST-COMPOSER_W0QQitemZ170121748824QQihZ007QQcategoryZ14428QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Ja siin on küsimused ja vastused.
Question-Answer.
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
A: A flat major.
Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.
Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.
Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.
Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
A: A sharp major.

grindstone: käi (käiama, teritama), steam roller - teerull (nimi on ajast kui ta veel auruga käis)

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